Day Care Dairies

The Boy is able to discuss his day with me. This little nugget of information fills me with the same kind of joy as finding a $20 lying in a bathroom stall (this really did happen to me. Yes, I ignored the millions of bits disgustingness swirling around on that bill so there was nothing to sabotage my glee). So, every day, I ask him "what did you do today?", "who did you play with", "did you get in trouble today?" - and I get all sorts of interesting answers. A couple of days ago he told me about his "girlfriend, Madeline". Today he told me about his "girlfriend Tia". I said, "I thought your girlfriend was Madeline", to which he responded "I have two girlfriends." We have a little ladies man on our hands.